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General snark from a freshwater fish in a saltwater sea.

And yes, I'm a big fat troll.

Note: This is a personal blog.

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storyowls:

tentacledicks:

paerogi:

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overjet:

i would look at myself naked

jerkin it

ya

well mine is rather self explanatory, isn’t it?

>drink coffee

>hit on this one kid’s mom I mean like wow hot a what abhatbat

>???

>prof— OH FUCK RED SCARE FUCK NO FUCK WHY DID HE LAUNCH THE NUKES

What do you think I’d do?

I’d spend my day drinking coffee and looking incredulous

Farting out confetti.

I am a subway master in Pokemon and I just ride the trains.

  1. jeffj2h reblogged this from ask-rule63ponies and added:
    holy crap I’d like fly around and you know, define words and all that shat AND STOP LIKE CRIME AND JAZZ LIKE THAT and be...
  2. talesfan0921 reblogged this from aya-shiroi and added:
    Apparently I would be my ToA OC. I can only assume I’d act just like her. My BFF would just be like “Who are you and...
  3. nostalgianinja reblogged this from thatfelifreak and added:
    Oh God… ^ Well, I’d cast spells on people and do foolish pranks. Laugh while flying on my broomstick and make sure no...
  4. kronman reblogged this from greatestheights and added:
    As a nautilus I’d dream of swimming the seas in search of conversation and a good piece of fish. And pick up a monocle...
  5. sawthefireworks reblogged this from queenofattolia and added:
    1) Strut around the world in my high-heeled shoes, reveling in my fabulosity. 2) Hang out with my awesome BFF Jal. 3)...
  6. deathorned reblogged this from queenofattolia and added:
    I’d do the lamest selca he’s ever taken in his life. Also, move his facial muscles a little making weird faces all day....
  7. orangepopsicklesticks reblogged this from neverstopsmilingmrdimple and added:
    I have become hot chocolate. Let’s hope that I just sit on the table alone and forgotten and cold so I can live another...
  8. xing-xing-bling reblogged this from xing-xing-bling and added:
    WAIT WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO BE RENAE? IS IT BECAUSE I READ THE QUESTION WRONG?
  9. greatestheights reblogged this from queenofattolia and added:
    I would be graceful and hot as fuck, and then spend the rest of my time making out with Malcolm Reynolds. And it would...
  10. msdanconia reblogged this from queenofattolia and added:
    Rob banks and eat waffles. Or rob banks and hang out with my friends. But work definitely is not on the list.
  11. queenofattolia reblogged this from gyugyubee and added:
    Bless you, gyugyubee. As Eunji I would demand that we reshoot the ending of Reply 1997 so it ends with a...
  12. thorawa reblogged this from himegyu
  13. wildkyuhunter reblogged this from kayeol and added:
    Sing. SING ALL DAY. Take off my shirt while looking in the mirror.
  14. deulseobs reblogged this from himegyu
  15. neverstopsmilingmrdimple reblogged this from himegyu and added:
    since i have Sanduel AND Baro, I’ll be Baro and go ahead and fuck Jinyoung e u e
  16. kayeol reblogged this from himegyu and added:
    Molest all the other members of Vixx. Invade Hyuk’s personal space. Harass Ken. Cuddle with N for all those times N...
  17. himegyu reblogged this from gyugyubee
  18. gyugyubee reblogged this from jxvalentine and added:
    as dongwoo, i would squeeze ALL the butts of infinite \o/ then spend the rest of the time cuddling myungsoo and giving...
  19. jxvalentine reblogged this from thatfelifreak and added:
    There is only one proper answer to what anyone should do if they find themselves to be Bebe for a day: Troll the fuck...
  20. axl-fox reblogged this from thatfelifreak and added:
    I would become Lemres, he’s a wizard whose power source is candy. YES I WOULD SPEND THE WHOLE DAY EATING CANDY AND...
  21. thatfelifreak reblogged this from tadertits and added:
    I’d be an expert at charms, hexes, and divination for an entire day. And hunt for Lemres to gain his affection. And have...
  22. alphaomegaepsilon reblogged this from speedycrowtengu and added:
    I would fly. I would scare people with my freaky umbrella. I would danmaku people I hate. Guys would fall for my super...
  23. chocolatekirby reblogged this from iammakingperfectsense
  24. luccamajere reblogged this from tadertits and added:
    I’d probably skulk around and spy on people. And climb up to high places because cat.
  25. impersonatr reblogged this from brandisch and added:
    Fuck yeah, I’m a dragon!
  26. just-a-guy-on-the-internet reblogged this from jealous-of-the-kind-and-lovely and added:
    I would spend the day on alternia trying not to get culled since it’s my fantroll.
  27. jealous-of-the-kind-and-lovely reblogged this from romantic--children and added:
    romantic—children: I would use my powers to make people i don’t like jealous of everything
  28. theawkwardseahorse reblogged this from cro-nye-the-science-guy and added:
    Any one have spare credits? Sells random things and sasses people up.
  29. bridge-jake reblogged this from iammakingperfectsense and added:
    Go to my friends look at me
  30. iammakingperfectsense reblogged this from cro-nye-the-science-guy and added:
    FREAK EVERYBODY THE HECK OUT OF THEIR PANTS
  31. cro-nye-the-science-guy reblogged this from regingeration
  32. anger-rage-fury reblogged this from khornate-bastard and added:
    ANGRY MARINE DREADNOUGHT? OKAY
  33. sillyblackcat reblogged this from monty-chan and added:
    I would sell shit ot people and finally have money.
  34. regingeration reblogged this from torilillisborealis and added:
    I would be my matesprit?? I think I’d go to all his classes with him and confuse everyone
  35. torilillisborealis reblogged this from emokoneko and added:
    Beating the shit out of people I hate with bats.
  36. brandisch reblogged this from wala-malicore and added:
    Im Indigo, a robotic visionary spearheading the robot revolution in an overly opressive city. Woo